Mike Flynn Seizes the Rope to Hang Himself With: Flynn’s Motion to Dismiss Carter Page’s Non-Existent Plea
As I noted yesterday, Mike Flynn’s legal team and the government submitted a bunch of filings yesterday.
- Government reply to sentencing memo
- Motion to withdraw guilty plea
- A(nother) motion to dismiss for misconduct
I’m collectively titling my posts on them, “Mike Flynn Seizes the Rope to Hang Himself,” which is the advice Rob Kelner gave his then-client in December 2018 when Judge Emmet Sullivan swore him in to reallocute his guilty plea, effectively arguing that if Flynn withdrew his plea, it would lead to worse consequences. Flynn’s current lawyer, Sidney Powell, argues that advice was objectively incompetent. I predict the outcome of the next few weeks will show Kelner had the better judgment.
This post from yesterday covers the government reply to Flynn’s sentencing memo.
This post will focus on Flynn’s motion to dismiss for misconduct, a 27-page motion that Flynn submitted yesterday with neither warning nor pre-approval from Sullivan. Flynn has made much of this argument before (and Sullivan has rejected it) in a filing that argued,
The government works hard to persuade this Court that the scope of its discovery obligation is limited to facts relating to punishment for the crime to which Mr. Flynn pleaded guilty. However, the evidence already produced or in the public record reveals far larger issues are at play: namely, the integrity of our criminal justice system and public confidence in what used to be our premier law enforcement institution. When the Director of the FBI, and a group of his close associates, plot to set up an innocent man and create a crime—while taking affirmative steps to ensnare him by refusing to follow procedures designed to prevent such inadvertent missteps—this amounts to conduct so shocking to the conscience and so inimical to our system of justice that it requires the dismissal of the charges for outrageous government conduct.
[snip]
As new counsel has made clear from her first appearance, Mr. Flynn will ask this Court to dismiss the entire prosecution based on the outrageous and un-American conduct of law enforcement officials and the subsequent failure of the prosecution to disclose this evidence— which it had in its possession all along—either in a timely fashion or at all.
In a footnote in yesterday’s filing, Flynn lawyer Sidney Powell explains that, no, the last time she tried this argument, which Sullivan rejected in an unbelievably meticulous 92 page opinion, wasn’t actually her motion to dismiss, this is,
Contrary to a suggestion in this Court’s recent opinion, Mr. Flynn did not previously move to dismiss the case against him. ECF No. 144 at 2. As the docket sheet and this Court’s recital of motions show, this is Mr. Flynn’s only Motion to Dismiss. In Mr. Flynn’s previous filings, he made clear he would ultimately move for dismissal, that the evidence requested in his Brady motion would further support the basis for dismissal, and that the case should be dismissed.
Particularly given that much of this repeats what Powell said in the earlier motion, the claim that this is the real motion to dismiss probably won’t sit well with Judge Sullivan. But Powell has to try again, because (as I’ll show) her motion to dismiss doesn’t actually claim that Flynn is innocent of lying to the FBI about his call with Sergey Kislyak — he says the opposite. So this motion to dismiss appears designed to explain why Flynn should not be held accountable for that lie.
Powell justifies doing so because she claims she found new damning information in the IG Report on Carter Page. (She also complains that she received Flynn’s 302s since the prior motion, but presents not a single piece of evidence from them; as I’ll show in my third post on these filings, she’s probably going to regret raising them.)
Such exculpatory evidence and outrageous misconduct includes that on December 9, 2019, the Inspector General of the Department of Justice (“DOJ”) issued its 478-page report on the “Review of Four FISA Applications and Other Aspects of the FBI’s Crossfire Hurricane Investigation” (“IG Report”).2 The IG Report illustrates the misconduct by the government as further detailed below.
[snip]
Additionally, the IG Report shows that the government long suppressed evidence of shocking malfeasance by the leadership of the FBI and Supervisory Special Agent 1 (“SSA 1”) that was favorable to Mr. Flynn’s defense. For these reasons, and those outlined in prior briefing, Mr. Flynn moves to dismiss this entire prosecution for outrageous government misconduct and in the interest of justice.
In a probably ill-considered move, Powell blames Sullivan for not considering the IG Report in his previous opinion.
Despite the defense, the government, and this Court agreeing to abate the schedule in this case because of the pending and admittedly-relevant IG Report (ECF No. 140 and this Court’s Minute Order of November 27, 2019), this Court denied Mr. Flynn’s Motion to Compel Production of Brady Evidence without allowing for additional briefing in light of that report or considering any of the deliberate government misconduct it disclosed. ECF Nos. 143 and 144. Mr. Flynn now moves to dismiss the indictment for the additional egregious misconduct documented in the IG Report, other recently produced materials, all previously briefed issues, and in the interest of justice.
A week passed between the time the IG Report came out — which has just one small section relating to Flynn — and the date Sullivan issued his opinion. It is Powell’s job to ask him to consider any new information in it, not his job to cull through the report and find out if anything is relevant. She did not do so. Which is one of many reasons why Sullivan would be in his right to just dismiss this as untimely.
As I note in this thread, much of what follows is either a repetition of complaints that Sullivan already rejected or a claim that Mike Flynn, honored General of thirty years, is actually Carter Page, maligned gadfly, because they describe things that did injure Page but did not injure Flynn and are utterly irrelevant to the lies Flynn told on January 24, 2017.
- Asks that Sullivan rely on a Ninth Circuit opinion on the Bundy family to reconsider Brady violations he already ruled did not happen.
- Revisits a Jim Comey comment that was briefed before Flynn pled guilty the last time and Powell’s conspiracy theories about a draft 302 that she claims differs from the notes and the released 302s which are all consistent.
- Invokes Ted Stevens by invoking the Henry Shuelke report, which laid out problems with the Senators prosecution, but which Sullivan has already said is an inapt comparison.
- Mixes up the 2017 FISA order that shows (in part) that Flynn, personally, presided over FISA abuses with the 2018 FISA order that shows Chris Wray’s FBI committed querying violations that affected thousands (quite possibly in an attempt to find out who leaked details of Flynn’s comments to Sergei Kislyak).
- Claims that the Carter Page FISA allowed the FBI to illegally obtain the communications of “hundreds of people, including Mr. Flynn,” which is a claim that doesn’t show up in the IG Report (Powell cites to it “generally,” which is her tell in this motion that she’s making shit up); while it’s possible emails from the campaign (possibly group emails on National Security) involving both Page and Flynn were collected, there is zero chance any of them pertain to the lies Flynn told on January 24, 2017. Moreover, there is virtually no chance that Flynn was communicating with Carter Page after April 2017 via encrypted messaging apps — months after both had been ousted from Trump’s circles because of their problematic interactions with Russians — which is what it likely would have taken to have been collected under the applications deemed problematic by FBI.
- Twice claims that Flynn’s obligation (which he fulfilled) to tell DIA when he went traipsing off to RT Galas in Russia equates to CIA’s designation of Carter Page as an acceptable contact and notes that Sullivan already ruled that wasn’t exculpatory on the charges before him (the government has made it clear Flynn’s DIA briefing was actually inculpatory).
- Claims SSA1 — whom Powell asserts, probably but not necessarily correctly, is the second Agent who interviewed Flynn — supervised Crossfire Hurricane, but doesn’t note that was only until December 2016, at least four weeks before Flynn lied to FBI agents on January 24, 2017; Powell repeatedly claims, falsely, that SSA1 supervised Crossfire Hurricane during the entire period when Carter Page was under surveillance.
- Insinuates, with no evidence, that SSA1 knew that Case Agent 1 had excluded comments from George Papadopoulos that the frothy right believes are exculpatory but which the FBI judged correctly at the time were just a cover story.
- Claims falsely that Lisa Page had a role in opening an investigation into Flynn.
- Complains that the FISA applications made statements about Stefan Halper that were true but not backed by paperwork in the Woods File, even though (contrary to Flynn’s conspiracy theories) Halper never spoke with Flynn as part of tihs investigation.
Pages and pages into this, Powell admits that actually all of this would matter if she were representing Carter Page, but she claims (with no evidence, and given the scope of the Page warrants, there would be none) that it nevertheless injures her client.
While Mr. Flynn’s case is not even the focus of the IG Report, the Report reveals illegal, wrongful, and improper conduct that affected Mr. Flynn, and is the subject of an ongoing criminal investigation by United States Attorney John Durham.
Even where the IG Report does describe something that affected Flynn directly — in SSA1’s inclusion in Trump’s first briefing, in part, to see what kinds of questions he was asking — Powell manages to lard it with false claims. On top of misrepresenting how long SSA1 oversaw the investigation into Trump’s flunkies (noted above and exhibited specifically below), Powell suggests that SSA1 snuck into the August 17, 2016 intelligence briefing Flynn attended as Trump’s top national security advisor and had no purpose but to observe her client.
There were two FBI agents who interviewed Mr. Flynn in the White House on January 24, 2017—Agent Peter Strzok and SSA 1. The IG Report confirms both participated in government misconduct. As explained in further detail below, not only was Strzok so biased, calculated, and deceitful he had to be terminated from Mueller’s investigation and then the FBI/DOJ, but it has also now been revealed that SSA 1 was surreptitiously inserted in the mock presidential briefing on August 17, 2016, to collect information and report on Mr. Trump and Mr. Flynn. Moreover, SSA 1 was involved in every aspect of the debacle that is Crossfire Hurricane and significant illegal surveillance resulting from it. Further, SSA 1 bore ultimate responsibility for four falsified applications to the FISA court and oversaw virtually every abuse inherent in Crossfire Hurricane— including suppression of exculpatory evidence. See generally IG Report.
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Shockingly, as further briefed below, SSA 1 also participated surreptitiously in a presidential briefing with candidate Trump and Mr. Flynn for the express purpose of taking notes, monitoring anything Mr. Flynn said, and in particular, observing and recording anything Mr. Flynn or Mr. Trump said or did that might be of interest to the FBI in its “investigation.” IG Report at 340
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More specifically, as the Inspector General explained further in his testimony to Congress on December 11, 2019, SSA 1 surreptitiously interviewed and sized-up Mr. Flynn on August 17, 2016, under the “pretext” of being part of what was actually a presidential briefing but reported dishonestly to others as a “defensive briefing.”
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Strzok and Lisa Page texted about an “insurance policy” on August 15, 2016.20 They opened the FBI “investigation” of Mr. Flynn on August 16, 2016. IG Report at 2. The very next day, SSA 1 snuck into what was represented to candidate Trump and Mr. Flynn as a presidential briefing. IG Report at 340. [my emphasis]
The overwhelming bulk of her complaint about this is that — she claims — SSA1’s participation was secret. Reading this motion, you’d think he was hidden under the couch while the briefing was conducted. His presence, of course, was in no way surreptitious. What was secret was that Flynn was under investigation and SSA1 was overseeing it.
In one of her discussions of the briefing, Powell quotes the part of the IG Report that refutes her suggestions that SSA1 was only in this briefing to observe Flynn.
In August 2016, the supervisor of the Crossfire Hurricane investigation, SSA 1, participated on behalf of the FBI in an ODNI strategic intelligence briefing given to candidate Trump and his national security advisors, including Flynn, and in a separate briefing given to candidate Clinton and her national security advisors. The stated purpose of the FBI’s participation in the counterintelligence and security portion of the briefing was to provide the recipients ‘a baseline on the presence and threat posed by foreign intelligence services to the National Security of the U.S.’ However, we found the FBI also had an investigative purpose when it specifically selected SSA 1, a supervisor for the Crossfire Hurricane investigation, to provide the FBI briefings. SSA 1 was selected, in part, because Flynn, who would be attending the briefing with candidate Trump, was a subject in one of the ongoing investigations related to Crossfire Hurricane. SSA 1 told us that the briefing provided him ‘the opportunity to gain assessment and possibly some level of familiarity with [Flynn]. So, should we get to the point where we need to do a subject interview…I would have that to fall back on.’
As the passage she quotes makes clear, that was just part of the reason why he was selected. She doesn’t mention that, as a senior counterintelligence agent, SSA1 was appropriate to give the briefing in any case, and in fact did give the equivalent first briefing to Hillary, as well.
In one place, however, Powell totally misrepresents what the purpose of this briefing was claiming that it was the defensive briefing about specific threats to the candidate.
While SSA 1’s stated purpose of the presidential briefing on August 17, 2016, was “to provide the recipients ‘a baseline on the presence and threat posed by foreign intelligence services to the National Security of the U.S,’” IG Report at xviii (Executive Summary), the IG Report confirmed that, in actuality, the Trump campaign was never given any defensive briefing about the alleged national security threats. IG Report at 55. Thus, SSA 1’s participation in that presidential briefing was a calculated subterfuge to record and report for “investigative purposes” anything Mr. Flynn and Mr. Trump said in that meeting. IG Report at 408. The agent was there only because Mr. Flynn was there. IG Report at 340. Ironically, Mr. Flynn arranged this meeting with ODNI James Clapper for the benefit of candidate Trump.
As the IG Report makes clear, these are different things. The IG Report even provides several different explanations for why the FBI did not give Trump a defensive briefing that Russia was trying to influence his campaign, but which Powell doesn’t include. Andrew McCabe’s explanation was particularly prescient.
[T]he FBI did not brief people who “could potentially be the subjects that you are investigating or looking for.” McCabe told us that in a sensitive counterintelligence matter, it was essential to have a better understanding of what was occurring before taking an overt step such as providing a defensive briefing.
You couldn’t brief Trump on a potential Russian threat with Flynn present because Flynn was considered — because of his past close ties to the GRU and his paid appearances with Russian entities, including one where he met Putin — one of the most likely people for Russia to have alerted about the email hack-and-dump plan. And, as I noted, there was a bunch of language about counterintelligence issues in the government’s original sentencing memo specifically pertaining to Flynn that should concern him if he weren’t so busy producing fodder for the frothy right. So, in fact, the FBI was right to worry (and I suspect we may hear more about this).
Moreover, as this entire effort to blow up the plea deal emphasizes, Flynn turned out to be an egregious counterintelligence risk for other reasons, as well: the secret deal he was arranging with Turkey even as this briefing occurred, which he explained, at length, under oath, to the grand jury. That is, this proceeding makes it clear that the FBI was right not to trust Mike Flynn, because, days before this briefing, his firm had committed, in secret to working on a frenemy government’s payroll.
This is tangential to Powell’s trumped up complaints about the only thing the IG Report says that directly affected her client. But — as with so much of this stunt — my suspicion is that if she presses this issue it will backfire in spectacular fashion.
In any case, the main takeaway from this motion to dismiss the plea is that virtually all the new stuff that Judge Sullivan hasn’t already ruled was irrelevant in meticulous fashion doesn’t affect Mike Flynn, it affects Carter Page. And the stuff that does affect Flynn directly is probably not something he wants to emphasize before Sullivan weighs the gravity of his lies.
More importantly, for the motion to withdraw his plea, nothing here undercuts the fact that Mike Flynn pled guilty to his lies about Russia.
if i were a lawyer i might understand what powell is up to. but i’m not, so i don’t.
but as an ordinary reader i do sense that, despite all the pie filling she has filled her shell of a case with, ms. powell suddenly realizes she is in way over her depth and is just flailing, flailing, flailing with legal jibberjabber.
ordinarily in a situation like this i would begin to feel a least a bit sorry for both lawyer and client, but somehow in this case i just can’t. there has just been way too much hubris.
Does she expect this to go to the Supreme Court? If so, is she setting up arguments for them to take up, rather than just Sullivan?
Seems to me Sidney Powell’s goals are:
1) Get a Flynn a pardon or commutation;
2) Drag the legal process out so that Flynn doesn’t have to report to prison before the election, after which Trump has more room to let his co-conspirators off;
3) Throw up enough smoke to allow her and Flynn to monetize the process off deplorables.
Also seems to me that the LAST thing Powell wants is to get Flynn’s guilty plea withdrawn without having assurances that DOJ won’t take him to trial.
There are two unspoken words sitting between the lines of this filing: Scooter Libby.
It strikes me that in this filing, Powell is feeding every conspiracy theory that bounces around in Individual-1’s head, hoping that word of it will sink in enough to get her client some sympathy and a commutation if not a full pardon. In Trump’s mind, he righted the wrong that Dubya failed to do in pardoning Libby for lying to the FBI (hmm, isn’t that a coincidence?) and obstruction of justice, and Powell wants that same full pardon for Flynn.
Of course, a full pardon would NOT be in Trump’s interest, as it would free Flynn from any threat of imprisonment for his testimony, and thus make him incapable of keeping silent by asserting his Fifth Amendment rights. IOW, it would make him very dangerous to Trump.
Trump may not understand that — and Powell is hoping no one will point that out to Trump before he signs that pardon for her client.
As Valerie Plame noted when Libby got his pardon from Trump (per Politico):
Powell argues like a lawyer who doesn’t need to work for a living.
Powell must know she’s lost her case when she lies and continues to goad the court, hoping that Sullivan will commit some act of bias or overreach, giving her more grounds for an appeal.
Sullivan has been around on this merry-go-round before. He is unlikely to take the bait. More likely is that he will respond in the direct, meticulous fashion he has before.
Since her client has failed to earn any points for good faith conduct, Sullivan seems likely to sentence Flynn based on his observation that those who rose the highest, owe the most in turn to those who raised them up. Michael Flynn has manifestly failed to meet that obligation.
My kingdom for an edit button. Shirley, I meant to say, “Powell” must know she has lost her case.
Edit button achieved.
“Thank you, Houston.”
You guys and gals are very busy, but such nuanced niceties are much appreciated.
Thank you.
I think you nailed it. I was wondering where Powell was headed before, but now I think it’s pure provocation. In other words: let me try to make Sullivan so mad that he’ll exceed the sentencing guidelines, or make some comment on the record which is fodder for appeal.
With apologies to the Clash:
Well, I’m a-runnin’
Pleas on my back
I’ve been chided
Pleas on my back
It was a sure thing
Pleas on my back
And the first dude
Well, he won’t be back
I’ve been runnin’ Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
What have I done? What have I done?
Yes, I’m runnin’
Down the pardon track
Won’t you help me?
Pleas on my back
They will catch me
If I dare drop my hack*
Won’t you give me
The dismissal I lack?
*(attorney)
And I’ll raise you the Tubes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJDQFLLdZ_kI've had this running as an earworm ever since Marcy posted the first post yesterday. WHITE PUNKS ON DOPE!
“and a baby’s arm holding a gavel”
I believe that’s an apple, not a gavel. I hate to admit that I had a sheltered childhood, but I was in my thirties when I heard the saying that it came from. Talk about getting the joke late.
apple >>> gavel = topical artistic license
(I had to go to Urban Dictionary to get what you referred to :~)
I like the vision of baby justice holding a gavel.
BBwwhahahahaha! I guessed what it was when I saw a marble baby’s arm holding an apple in an antique store once.
It is an apple.
But, hey, what do you want from life?
Winnebagos, we’re givin’ ’em away….
A Monza…A Montego!
There are Tubes stories from these parts (they are actually as much, if not more, from Scottsdale as from San Francisco). Back in the day though, there were not many better live acts. They were incredible.
Cool. Pretty sure I saw them once in SF, late ’70s, opening for … ?
No idea, and google did not help the search.
I saw them, I think, first in 77 or 78. It was the the What Do You Want From Live (the double live album) tour, and it was mind bogglingly incredible. Not just the music, but the entire stage show. It was ridiculous, and awesome.
Also, I was temporarily in love with Re Styles.
72 or 73, Kezar stadium opening for Led Zepplin. My very first.
Done by the Equals first.
Yes, Eddy (“Electric Ave.”) Grant.
Regarding the pardon vs. commutation distinction, theoretically speaking, if Trump pardoned Flynn, Flynn would only lose his 5th Amendment right against self-incrimination for the *crimes he pleaded guilty to*, right? So he would have to testify about lying to the FBI… but couldn’t he still avoid testifying about the underlying behavior – e.g. who directed him to get Kislyak to lay off sanctions? Did anyone tell him to lie about the calls? Not to mention the FARA stuff…
No. Flynn would no longer have legal jeopardy for any federal crimes covered in the president’s pardon. He could be compelled to testify about those crimes and not be able to plead the Fifth to avoid it. That represents a potentially broader category than crimes he pleaded to.
The nature of politically-motivated pardons is that they are broad. That is so, in large part, to avoid being specific about which crimes are covered, which might give the game away. Typical language would read, in part, “all crimes committed or that could have been committed on or prior to this date.”
If Trump issues the normal, broad pardon, Flynn would have no legal jeopardy for any federal crimes committed on or after the date of the pardon. That could open a big can of worms for Trump and his intimates, which is why even Trump is unlikely to issue one.
My kingdom for an edit button. Mr. Trump might like to issue a pardon that covers crimes committed, “on or after” the date of the pardon. But they only cover crimes committed, “on or before the date of the pardon.
According to theories about presidential powers being espoused in Trump’s defense, Trump could try issuing prospective pardons and just wait and see if anyone dares question their validity.
A prospective pardon is what Ford granted to Nixon, who had not yet been charged with any federal crimes. But it was still limited to crimes that might have occurred on or before its date.
After this sham trial, I’m reluctant to speculate. But I doubt that even Roberts would agree that a president could issue a pardon that would cover crimes committed after it was issued. That would be so Al Capone as Mayor of Chicago, granting himself the keys to the city.
But the Supremes, like the rest of us, are frogs treading water that is slowly heating to a boil. They might rationalize another new presidential right, because they would be saving the Republic from the pestilential Democrats. They would see themselves as the lean and hungry Cassius averting the Republic from the chaos that would be rule by Caesar or the constraints of the law.
Everything Flynn’s “lawyers” do seems to be extraordinarily stupid as well as crazy. But it all makes sense when I keep in mind these wild shenanigans are aimed at the stupidest-craziest person on Earth, Fakepresident Trump. Then I get it.
Britain leaves the EU. The Irish Times calls it, “Britain’s great leap backwards:”
Poignantly, a former Danish foreign minister said that there are two kinds of member states in the EU: “small states and those who do not yet realise they are small states.” Britain is about to realize how small it is, as it starts to negotiate a trade pact covering such oddities as its thspecial relationship with the US, chlorinated chicken parts labeled as food, privatized health care, and acquisitory capital.
The Irish Times’ lament did not reckon with another senseless act of self-harm: the GOP-controlled US Senate’s acquittal of so obvious a serial criminal as Donald J. Trump. It thus empowers him to launch a sustained spree of self-congratulatory harm that will last until he cheats his way into a presidency-for-life. Imagine the orange toga and gold laurel leaves he will fashion for the occasion.
https://www.irishtimes.com/opinion/editorial/the-irish-times-view-on-brexit-day-britain-s-great-leap-backwards-1.4156666#.XjMl8OF_a2U.twitter
On a lighter note, I have an essay assignment for bmaz. The topic is Ford v. Ferrari, the “motor-sport drama [and]…ode to petrolheads, grease monkeys and the 60s.”
In 500 words or less, agree or disagree with why the film one author claims is “as sound as a flathead V8,” should win the best picture Oscar.
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2020/jan/31/why-ford-v-ferrari-should-win-the-best-picture-oscar
Honestly, I have not watched it yet. I actually met Shelby and Kenny Miles a few times long ago, and I have a very hard time picturing Matt Damon and Christian Bale playing them. Also it is based on a book “Go Like Hell”, which is quite historically factual, and all the reports from F1 land is that the movie is not even close.
I will chime in unbidden. When I was a young tyke, my father restored a 1941 Ford pickup. After blowing through two flathead V8’s in under a year, he dropped a Chevy V8 in. So, “sound as a flathead V8”, to me, is about as sound as Trump’s mental state.
And my older sister would sneak out in it to race the hotshot boys…
The only US make I remember in my family were my grandfather’s Studebaker, one of the sportier models – he’s been dead nearly 60 years, so I don’t remember much more than that, and it was a nice light green – and the Chevy pickup my father had when i was a kid. (All the others were imports, and the Riley was, if not a classic, then a vintage car.)
Studebaker literally went out of business, at least partially, because they built their cars too well. Didn’t adopt planned obsolescence and ever evolving model changes to keep people churning through them.
Something like Toyota? I hear they’re having trouble selling Priuses – part of that may be because they only have the one model, instead of fit-your-life versions, but I think part of it is that they hold up so well.
My grandma had a Studebaker. She named it the Queen Mary. She let my friends who were already 16 drive us around town when my parents were away and she was staying with us. Great fun those days.
I would think ‘flatheads’ were pretty much gone by the 60’s, replaced by ‘overhead valves’ actuated by ‘cam-in-block’ or ‘overhead cams’. ‘Flatheads’ put the valves beside the cylinders, in the block, which gives a badly-shaped combustion chamber, much more prone to pre-ignition and knock, limiting compression ratios.
Breaking News – NYC, January 31, 2021. Comedian Stephen Colbert has volunteered for prolonged treatment at the Smolensk Clinic.
Generally at capacity and unavailable to new patients, the psychiatric hospital has opened its new Thunberg wing to house its recent intake from the former United States, United Kingdom, and Sweden.
Director and former patient Boris Johnson has expressed delight at the new intake and the opportunity to speak English, a language he once knew. President Putin and his Director of Global Fondling and Entertainment, Mr. T, are expected to open the new wing.
In related news, Mr. Colbert’s family has been released and will rejoin him after he has completed his term of re-education.
I posted this on the other thread, but will post here as well:
30 minutes ago:
BREAKING Trump Told Bolton to Help His Ukraine Pressure Campaign, Book Says
The president asked his national security adviser last spring [early May] in front of other senior advisers [Mulvaney, Giuliani, Cipollone] to pave the way for a meeting between Rudolph Giuliani and Ukraine’s new leader.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/31/us/politics/trump-bolton-ukraine.html
Jan. 31, 2020, 12:00 p.m.