Bacon, Boobs & A Blowjob: All Star Trash Talk
Bacon Bra
What the hell, somebody (h/t Kalium) had to write a post with this title, why not me? And fear not fearless readers, I intend to deliver on all elements promised. And let’s get that out of the way early.
For the bacon, I present a full fledged pig. John Kyl, who I am embarrassed to say, represents the fine state I reside in, Arizona. If it were not for bad Senators, I would have no Senators at all. Here is John Kyl, in transcript form, interacting ("questioning" is too nice for what he was doing) with Sotomayor. I have had to live with this asswipe representing me and not being able to pay enough attention to the jerk because I was worried about Uncle Fester McCain. It is the definition of conundrum. Kyl is like the Gooper Milli Vanilli, he will lip synch whatever cretinous right wing horse manure is available, and he never disappoints.
For the boobs, see the graphic attached hereto. Or check out the latest from MC Steele or Sarah Palin. Enough said.
Blowjob. There, I said it. And I am the second person on this blog to do so!! Now, I dunno if y’all have heard tell or not, but my friend, The Most Right Prim & Proper Ms. Marcy Wheeler, done gone and upset the delicate sensibilities of the Ms. Vanderbilt Ladies Couch Fainting Association, or at least Tam. Hall division thereof, into a bit of the vapors.
Goodness now, what shall we do? Well, it turns out, if you are in the media, you want to cluck cluck that a modern woman might use the term "blowjob" on cable TeeVee. Oh my, It does make one faint, eh? This is delicate tripe coming from a woman employed by a network making its bones on the Bill Clinton prurient diversion.
Now the Trash Talk. It is the Major League Baseball All Star Game tonight and President Barack Obama is throwing out the first pitch and appearing in the broadcast booth with Joe Buck and Tim McCarver. The best moment in my All Star history is banned player Pete Rose sliding into home on Ray Fosse in the 1970 All Star Game.
Football isn’t here yet. Nor is basketball. It is the Mid-Summer Classic, the MLB All Star Game. And POTUS is there. Tune in.
See: I hit bacon, boobs & a blowjob. Not to mention the Trash portion. Juke this joint.
Cheap shot punk Rose.
It was a hellofa collision from either side.
Marcy said blow job because the dolt defending Cheney/bashing Panetta caused her pain.
It was therapeutic for all of us.
That ain’t no slide.
But Kyl is a pig fo sho!
Obama at the All Star Game in the home of my Cardinals! I hope he got a standing “O” (so to speak…)
YOUR Cardinals? I’ve been a fan for about 50 years.
Bob in HI
Well, I’m seven years behind you *g*
So, what happens when Bacon Babe goes out into the midday sun in PHX? Does she get all greasy and stuff?
Bob in HI
She gets hot, hot hot
Oh, I think she’s plenty greasy.
But if there were no grease, she’d be nekkid.
And they thought I was scandalous.
“blowjob” seems to roll out of folks mouths at FDL quite easily. Especially when referencing that a Republican controlled congress and the MSM subjected our nation and the rest of the world to many years of their twisted priorties.
lies about blowjobs = impeachment
WMD false intelligence used for an unnecessary war, result hundreds of thousands of deaths, thousands injured, millions displaced = no one held accountable
secret hit squads no congressional over sight = no one held accountable so far
B maz some interesting comparisons between Sonia and Sarah on Hardball tonight. Also Isikoff sure went soft when it came to accountability for the hit squad program.
Matthews smashing Cheney. been doing this for at least 4 years now. Matthews clearly hates the power that Cheney abused
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036697/
bmaz – great youtube excerpt; probably very versatile.
Crikey, there was a Marshall McLuhan line in the post when I wrote it, not quite sure where it went. Oh well, it is a great clip……
My favorite game was 1971, with the wind blowing out to right field in Detroit. Reggie Jackson hit a monstrous home run that night. I was eleven and a big Clemente fan. He was right-handed but an opposite-field hitter, so I knew the wind was set up in his favor and hoped he’d get hold of one. When he hit a home run to right field, I was thrilled.
Hey, that’s my fave, too! Clemente was the most elegant I ever saw play, poised over home plate like a languid, hood-eyed cobra, bat barrel pointed directly opposite the force of gravity, as if he’d been let in on some secret. Still, it was Reggie Bar’s homer in that ridiculously loud outfit Charlie O forced his players to where, including whitened kangeroo skin shoes with colorized bottom plate and spikes: it looked like he just turned a particular quadrant of his upper body musculature toward the middle of the plate, where his bat arrived at the same time as the ball, and then there was a spark and a crack and the next we see of the ball it was already out of the park, still rising as it hit the edge of the stadium and seemed to move it forward a bit.
The Dodgers let him slip away, and the Pirates nabbed him. Once they did, only Roberto’s death could seperate them.
Clemente spent his entire career, 18 years, and the rest of his life – there. And what a career and life it was…
If New Year’s 1972 had never happened.
Sad.
We’re 30 years late to start up a thread praising the many unique qualities and attributes of Roberto Clemente, but I’m always already for when one breaks out.
Now batting number 21…
Second baseball player to appear on a stamp, Jackie Robinson was the first.
“This was a man who could have lived a luxurious life away from the troubles of society and the poverty he faced as a child, writer John Snook remarked. “He was not like that. He gave up his life trying to help other people in need.”
Republicans take note…
Confirm Sotomayor now…
Thanks for reminding me of that one. I haven’t watched very many in the intervening years, but the memory of Reggie’s towering homer is crystalline. My other takeway from that night: Late in the game, after the wind had carried multiple other outfield-outs-in-any-other-park into the seats, the NBC color crew were down to interviewing some of the players’ families. The wife of a scrawny Mets 2nd baseman or shortstop said deadpan to the camera: “We’re waiting for my husband’s home run.”
The blow job comment is up on rawstory (apologies if already noted):
http://rawstory.com/blog/2009/…..t-not-cia/
Hey, during the Opening Folderol, they even carted out my boyhood hero, Stan The Man Musial, still clutching a baseball!
How long do these preliminaries go on? I’m missing precious minutes of KO.
Bob in HI
Yeah, they had Stan The Man, Red, Bob, Lou, etc. during the Series in ‘06…
You should know, STL gets cray-zee for the Cardinal heroes Folderol…
Musial is still around?! Last year Kiner and Kaline (I’d already known Mays was still with us), and now this. Baseball has the best All-Star game.
Too bad it’s on Fox, which means I’ll only see it if it shows signs of matching last year’s thrilla.
Jay Bay became a US citizen on July 4th…
Oh Canada…
Wait. Jay Bybee?
I thought he was born in Oakland. CA.
Damn. Pork belly, tits and oral sex I am not in the mood for at the moment.
EW must have taken a well-deserved breather if this is what’s for dinner.
Here and I just developed a theory about Deadeye’s assassination ring: there’s two of them, a Team A and a Team B, one a shiny object, the other fully operational and slaying away depending on the country and the target.
Panetta only terminated Team A. And Team B may/may not be on the books as JSOC, more of a shadow organization.
I’ll check back when the grease from the fatback has congealed.
Oh, I’m pretty sure that’s what happened. CIA ballked. JSOC didn’t. And Bush’s rule–that if JSOC does it, it doesn’t need briefed–is why Congress is so pissed.
Viva le Cholesterole!
Well, AL goes ahead on Pujols boot, but then NL regains the lead with Javier Molina, and Card pitcher follows with a shut-out inning. Pujols due up.
Bob in HI
Yeah. Franklin and Papelbon are the two best closers, in my opinion…
If Papelbon ever leaves the Sox, bring out Josh Bard, a young fireballer.
Nice twist of fate that Yadi is the early hero and Pujols has hit into two sterling defensive plays.
And now Pujols has redeemed himself by some pretty good defensive plays of his own.
Bob in HI
More evidence the MSM are a bunch of wankers … News Orgs offered friendly spin for Sanford & Sins – from HuffPo
bmaz, thank you, and I am sure Team Balloon Juice is very thankful as well until a Pirate does something.
Very classy to have Franklin and Haren pitching early.
Deep thought — Things not looking too good for Jeffahson Beau Regard Sessions the Thud’s chances of gittin’ confoimed for appontmen’ to thuh Co-art.
Hey bmaz, do you have a Vegan version of that Photo ? *g*
you want him to put that bra on a clump of celery or sumtin???
is dat what yer sayin …
people are gittin really weird around here
Even though Sotomayor had a hand in getting baseball back in action after a strike, I’ve never gotten back into baseball after the combination of steroids and strikes. I just stick with college baseball–lots of fun.
Understand. Baseball can break your heart.
Yeah, but Clemente and crew [”We Are Fam A Lee!”] was way before steroids. Wlllie Stargell hit all those towering homers with steroid-free pure fatpacks.
Oh, absolutely. I enjoyed Reggie’s great October theatrics and did my own little dance by the TV as Kirk Gibson limped around the bases for the Dodgers after his big home run.
I have great memories of listening to the Cardinals with Brock, Gibbie and Maris in the World Series on a transistor radio in an elementary school classroom.
Followed the Royals for years and still chuckle about Gaylord Perry almost getting away with the evidence while the great George Brett-Billy Martin pine tar argument was underway.
Sorry about interrupting your trash talk, but, they may be off and running. (FIngers crossed.)
AP sources: House lays groundwork for CIA probe
By PAMELA HESS – 3 hours ago
WASHINGTON (AP) —” The House Intelligence Committee has asked the CIA to provide documents about the now-canceled program to kill al-Qaida leaders, congressional officials said Tuesday. The agency spent at least $1 million on the eight-year program before it was terminated last month, one congressional official said. Intelligence officials say the operation never progressed beyond a planning stage.”
http://www.google.com/hostedne…..wD99EGLPO1
What’s the phrase? “Oooooh! Shiny object!” (I still doubt that’s what spooked Panetta, as it were.)
And they are going to spend all their time looking at a puny $1 million dollar shiny object, the way this has been presented to them.
The real work and the real money never made it to CIA.
Hersh is right, it was JSOC, and whatever wasn’t JSOC was run off the books.
I am inclined to believe that the targeting was catholic, in that it took in Americans and citizens of friendly foreign nations without distinction.
What else could make all the Intel Committee people – both parties – have their jaws drop like that?
Saying it’s about the CIA targeting AQ is a propaganda exercise – probably Rethung-run – to make Obama look weak.
Dang! Why Catholic?
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
That’s “catholic” with a small “c”, as in “universal” and “all-encompassing”.
From Deadeye, the guy who never met anything he wouldn’t blast, and in large numbers, with his shotgun – how could you expect anything but that?
And he would have loved the Inquisition. Probably jerks himself to the thought of being Torquemada.
Thanks. Agreed.
Are you getting settled into your new place?
“Torquemada” sounds like a good nickname for PapaDick.
Bob in HI
Bingo, IMHO. And ditto to the cover story hypothesis.
Is it just my imagination, or is FOX doing an especially crappy job mixing its audio feeds today? Half the time I can’t figure out what the “announcers” are mumbling into their microphones because the other audio feeds are so loud.
Bob in HI
O/T, Hersh ain’t budging.
Seymour Hersh stands by Cheney hit squad claim
”Renowned investigative journalist Seymour Hersh, who said that former Vice President Dick Cheney ran a secret assassination ring outside the purview of Congress, is standing by his claim in light of a recent New York Times report that appears to cover similar ground.
. . .
’”I said what I said, they can always say what they say,” Hersh told Sarlin. ”The last time they said ’the government doesn’t torture’; this time it’s ’the government doesn’t assassinate.’”’
http://rawstory.com/blog/2009/…..uad-claim/
Almost every report that I hear or read in the MSM states that the hit squad program was not implemented. How in the hell do they know that for sure? Panetta allegedly only found out about the program being run out of Dick Cheney’s “barnacle branch” a while back how in the hell can everyone be so sure that these assassinations were not illegally taking place?
Last night on Hardball Isikoff was going soft on how serious not telling Congress about this program was/is. Isikoff said “would not have been a lot of quarrel with the program” if they had passed this by congress. How in the hell does Isikoff know this?
I thought Isikoff was one of the reporters who was all over Clintons blowjobs yet he dismisses the seriousness of a “hit squad” being run out of the “barnacle branch” Vice President’s office without congressional oversight.
What the hell is up with Isikoff and his priorities?
Hardball (Isikoff and Lawrence O’Donnell)
Did Cheney overextend his authority
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036697/
Matthews reads an article by a Canadian journalist who does a comparison between Sonia and Sarah. Asking why the Republicans dismiss someone like Sonia who pulled herself up by her boot straps (with a great deal of help from her remarkable mother) and has studied and invested a great deal of ’sweat equity. Versus Sarah Palin who refused to study, and take coaching and runs her life and career based on her looks.
Sonia Vs. Sarah at the Hardball site
They know it for sure because somebody sent them a little memo telling them that. Now, who would have sent such a memo?
More to come one can be sure
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Jeremy Scahill
Is Obama Continuing the Bush-Cheney Assassination Program?
by Jeremy Scahill, July 15, 2009
http://original.antiwar.com/sc…..ontinuing/
The asswipe’s name is Jon not John. Apparently his family was into kryiatieyve spelling way before the Krysteenahs and the Illyzeebythes of the world came about.
Pardon me?
Report: NSA surveillance program too secret for its own good
The new inspectors’ general report on the Presidential Surveillance Program is a doozy, with major political ramifications for both parties. But its biggest implication is that the Bush administration’s obsession with keeping its surveillance program a secret seriously hampered the broader intelligence community’s ability to use the program’s output.
By Jon Stokes | Last updated July 14, 2009 12:15 AM CT
“I’ve written extensively on the many basic problems that make all government-run, computer-automated mass surveillance programs a waste of taxpayer money. But a new report (PDF) from the Offices of Inspectors General of the Department of Defense, Department of Justice, CIA, NSA, and Office of the Director of National Intelligence shows in some detail how our government took the bad idea of building powerful computers to sniff out a terrorist needle in a digital haystack, then made it even less useful in practice.”
“>Link.
Stokes is a good guy, has been on this beat for ArsTechnica for years now. Can’t wait to read the next installment to see what else he’s come up with.
I think the tight compartmentalization isn’t a bug, though, but a feature. I may have to drop him a note about this.
Do let us know what he responds, if that’s ok with him. Thnx.
I like that framing from the article.
As to baseball, I’m happy that my home-town hero Joe Mauer hit a double that scored Jeter and tied the game.
Continued futility, but Papelbon getting the win a bright spot.
bobschacht: Yes!
Watching Mariano shut down the NL in the bottom of the 9th should tell you just how spoiled we NYY fans have become: we get to watch that all the time. So much so that we almost – almost – take him for granted. Watching his delivery tells you all you need to know about how to define “free and easy to the plate.”
Anyone see Torre in the NL dugout during the bottom 9th, telling LaRussa exactly what Mo was going to do and that there was nothing anyone could do about it?
As to Roberto, if you ever get the chance (like, during Netroots Nation) you should walk across the bridge from Downtown Pittsburgh to the new PNC park. If the Bucs are in town, take in the game (tickets will be easy). The view from the stands is one of the prettiest in the game and worth the price of admission in and of itself. There’s a beautiful statue of Roberto on the stadium side of the bridge, with the base filled with dirt from his hometown in P.R.
Many nights someone, anonymously, leaves a bouquet of flowers on the base of his statue. Still revered and loved.
The things I remember most about Roberto were his radically closed batting stance – front foot almost on the plate (in an era of Gibson staking the plate as his), and his throwing arm. I suppose the closest comparison to Roberto’s arm among current players’ would be Vladimir Guerrero before the series of injuries he’s suffered in the last few years. Ichiro, maybe. But watching Vladdy throw from right to cut off going to third rang the bell which resonated with “that’s just like Roberto”.
And, FWIW, the Stargell – “We are family” Pirates were the 1979 version. Roberto was long gone by then. Two different teams.
What? Wait a sec… ain’t you the obnoxious STILLER fan around here?? So now you’re an obnoxious YANKEE fan too? Please do explain how that works, Mr. Frontrunner! Last time I checked, NYC is like 1000 miles from Pittsburgh…
what’s next?… “us Laker fans have it really great watching Kobe dominate lesser opponents…“
It’s called “buy nice” or “flight to quality”, depenmding on the context. Beng a Stiller fan does not exclude being a Yankee fan – not by a far stretch.
FWIW, I’ve been a fan of the Stillers since before Franco ran that TD back to begin their nearing-a-half-century of dominance.
And, of course, of whomever is playing Dallas. Particularly when it’s Buddy Ryan (and his successors) putting bounties on Dallas players.
I’ve been a fan of the Yankees for more years than I can count, though I think it goes back to about 1981, when I first went to the Real Yankee Stadium and watched Billy Martin (then managing Oakland between his Yankees gigs) get his white shoes all dirty kicking dirt on an umpire.
I am also a fan of the Phillies, having grown up on them. It has served me well over the years, providing me with a deep understanding of the meanings of pain and disappointment and how to deal with them. I can honestly say I watched the ‘72 Phils and did not give up on baseball. And the ‘66, ‘67, ‘68, ‘69, ‘70, and ‘71 editions, too. The Phils have also provided me with the capacity to squeeze every last droplet of joy out of wins.
I live, it would seem, to revel in the failures and foibles of the Mets. When they lose, particularly in a crushing or humiliating way, the voices of their die-hards calling in to sports talk radio sounds like what the nuns told us grade-schoolers would happen to unrepentant sinners: The cries from the souls of the Damned, spitted, being slow-roasted by Satan’s demons over the coals of Hell.
It’s musical, almost. I remember one day when, for almost 24 hours, it was fan after fan wailing “why did Willie have him bunt?” after a late-inning bunt play went spectacularly wrong, then trying to cheer themselves up with the hope of another game coming to wash that pain away.
And I have a soft spot for the Pirates. You might be interested to know I watched at the new PNC in Pgh as Tony Gwynn hit what turned out to be one of his last (if not the last) home runs on a lovely Saturday evening when Rickey Henderson was his teammate. I have pics of them – from a distance -in their road blue Pods unis, taking BP.
But, really, I just love baseball.
As to pro basketball, I could give a crap.
I once had an off-thread discusion with Ms. EW about the complicated nature of my fandom, which teams I rooted for and in which circumstances. Her reply was one for the ages, that she had also had a similarly complicated fan-life and then decided she would just chuck it – and all the preferences – in favor of free love. I think I’m getting to that point, myself.
As to the other commenter asking me how I’m making out in the new place: I’m still in, and trying to sell, the old one. Who wants to buy a condo?
Lots of empathy here about the condo and the move, scribe, because I’m in the middle of all that too. It takes a real toll on the concentration, doesn’t it? *hugs*
Wonderous explanation…
David Halberstam has a different swing… The Fan Divided?
“I grew up with my soul divided for I am both a man of New York and of New England. Things as critical as this, the selection of a favored baseball team, are not, as some suspect, a matter of choice; one does not choose a team as one does not select his own genes. They are confirmed upon you, more than we know, an act of hereditary.” Boston Globe, October 6, 1986
Since birth, I cheered for the Sox, Celtics, Bruins and then the Patsies..
But in my soul, I love the Sox the most…
My depression suddenly left me in 2004.
I’m forever grateful…
Ya sure-I could’ve conflated 3 into Fam A Lee; growing long in the dentures here.
Scott Shane (NYT) and Jane Mayer both on Charlie Rose tonight, talking about the CIA and the secret program as well as torture. Rather tepid lines of inquiry, though, not getting anything new I haven’t heard/read already.
Thanks for the Clemente talk, everyone. Gibson may have been the most feared pitcher in baseball, but it was a Clemente line drive that broke Gibson’s leg.
here’s a physics formula to guide everyone in the next revolution
“Cambridge Physicists Devise Working Scientific Model for Successful Revolutions”
“Researchers at the University of Cambridge have come up with a model for overtaking the majority leadership in any competitive field. But instead of studying psychology or sociology to derive his conclusion, Hai-Tao Zhang has used a model based entirely from physics”
http://www.popsci.com/scitech/…..easy-steps
so much for the space station
“Despite nearing completion after more than a decade of construction, and recently announcing some upcoming improvements to accompany its full crew of six astronauts, NASA plans to de-orbit the International Space Station in 2016. Meaning the station will have spent more time under construction than completed”
http://www.popsci.com/military…..ation-2016
It could be so much worse! You might live in
California and have two completely useless Democratic Senators. Boxer is even stupider than Jefferson Beauregard Sessions. And Feinstein cares only about Israel and her husbands defence contracts.
Way late to this thread – also thanks for the Clemente discussion.
My parents were still living in Pittsburgh when Clemente was tragicallly killed; my mother still mourns. She was a huge fan.
I wonder if she knows about the statue in the new stadium. I’ll be sure to let her know. I’m sure she will be pleased.
Mom’s the big baseball fan in the family – I only watch when I visit her. She’s now faithful to the Orioles – which she can do without betraying her beloved Pirates, except maybe this time of year.
By the way – my post would have gone up sooner, but I was mesmerized by the bacon bra.
Not in a good way.
I take it the AL won again?
baseball memories, about the All Star Game ???
okay here ya go
cuz everybody’s gotta contribute some time …
I remember the year that Terry Steinback was voted in as the American league catcher, and all the “experts” said that he didn’t deserve the honor
then Steinback hit a solo homer, and missed hitting a grand slam by a foot (still got the ribeye though) to knock in the only two runs of the game
so much for the common wisdom about who is deserving and honorable
I probably never mentioned this before, but I hate everything about baseball except the Oakland As
so how they doin ???
You wanted so trash talk, right ???
top that …
Dan Haren is looking good this year…..
I miss the old FDL tabloid art, you know, from back before the site became respectable. There may be hope though. Yesterday deep probing forensics around the “BJ” and now a bacon bra.
I tried to find a bacon jock-strap, but couldn’t. Funny that.
On NPR Dana Milbank just said that Sotomayor would get through unless they find out that Sotomayor was “Dick Cheney’s secret legal advisor”
Dana is also going on about Sotomayor’s BPM (blinks per minute) and how much she blinked when she was asked questions by some of the Republicans. Dana said that those blinks might be “morse code for the Democrats”
I’ll bet if you translate the blinks into morse code, they’ll spell some sentence with “blowjob” in it. Milbnank would only mention them if it were the case.
Anyone see the reaction on the face of Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III when he quoted Judge Miriam Cedarbaum (2d Cir.) in a pretty-transparent attempt to set up Sotomayor on something? Sotomayor led her answer with “Oh, my friend Judge Cedarbaum is here today sitting behind me….”
Sessions looked like someone who had gagged….
Thanks for all the memories of my boyhood idols.
Roberto Clemente will forever by my vote for greatest player that ever lived. My first memory of him is from old Forbes Field and seeing him throw a bb from the right field corner on a line to home plate without nary a bounce. The man truely epitomized hard work and dedication both on and off the field.
There wasn’t a kid who didn’t try to emulate Willie Stargell swing. Feet close together, whirlwind setup, deep uppercut swing.
I wanted to be Maz when I grew up. I knew being a skinny little kid who played second base that if I could only be like Maz I’d be a Hall of Famer.
Thanks for the early morning memories.
(edit for clarity)
Pete Rose. Wasn’t perfect. Certainly not guilty of a lifetime ban. As far as I’m concerned, until Pete “Charlie Hustle” Rose in enshrined at Cooperstown, NY in the Baseball Hall of Fame, I will not watch, observe and certainly not pay for baseball at any level of the business.
I am a lifelong Cincinnati Reds fan. I can still name the ‘61 pennant winning starting line-up and have fond memories of Rose as a rookie second baseman in ‘63 (altho Vada Pinson and Frank Robinson were my favorites).
Pete knew he was breaking the rules when he gambled, even if he only bet on the Reds. He then lied about it. All actions of someone who thought the rules didn’t apply to him.
Now where have he heard of that happening before?
He got the punishment that was laid out long before for his actions and fully deserves all the banishment.
How could you not remember that lineup? Seeing as how Cincy fans stuffed the ballot boxes for the All-Star Game that year so their Reds formed the entire starting All-Star lineup, it would likely be impossible to have forgotten.
And that put the kibosh on fan voting for All-stars for something like 15 or 20 years.
And we almost lost it again when, early in the computer/internet era, some wiseguy at MIT or Harvard programmed his computer (and, IIRC, passed around the program) to have it continually cast multiple votes for Nomar and other Sawx on the MLB voting site. The hack was almost successful.
Wrong year. The ballot box stuffing for the All-Star game took place in ‘57. By ‘61, the players and managers were showing they weren’t really much better at picking all star teams than the fans.
I remember the ‘61 team as I was a 9 year old, avid baseball fan that watched many a game on the radio, listening to Ed Kennedy and Waite Hoyt do the play-by-play.
“Get moody with Hudy – America’s only 14K golden grain beer – Hudepohl”
Ok, but stuffing the ballot box and getting away with it seems to be a deeply-rooted Southern Ohio tradition.
Now scribe, why are dissing places like Illinois, Kentucky, Texas, and all the other place in the US that have had extensive experience in ballot box stuffing?
Truly, it is the American Way!
Comrades in arms. Ugh.
Ensign And Reid Have Agreement Not To Criticize Each Other
By Rachel Slajda – July 15, 2009, 9:13AM
Link.
At least cook the damn bacon. Come on. Dang that’s gross.
I assumed by the headline of the post you were re-writing the lyrics to “My Favorite Things.”
It’s a full service blog!
Way EPU’d and really don’t want to bag on him but …
What’s up Obama? You Mariah Carey’d the pitch. You bowled it to Pujols
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysSm0QXBcb8
Next time ya gotta take lessons from Shrub
A counter-point to the bacon bra:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v…..ature=fvsr