Lobbyists Wailing about Delicious Hell for Lobbyists
Remember how last Friday I was jumping up and down with glee at the delicious hell that Obama had set up to prevent lobbyists from gaming stimulus funds?
With this memo.
Sec. 3. Ensuring Transparency of Registered Lobbyist Communications.
(a) An executive department or agency official shall not consider the view of a lobbyist registered under the Lobbying Disclosure Act of 1995, 2 U.S.C. 1601 et seq., concerning particular projects, applications, or applicants for funding under the Recovery Act unless such views are in writing.
(b) Upon the scheduling of, and again at the outset of, any oral communication (in-person or telephonic) with any person or entity concerning particular projects, applications, or applicants for funding under the Recovery Act, an executive department or agency official shall inquire whether any of the individuals or parties appearing or communicating concerning such particular project, application, or applicant is a lobbyist registered under the Lobbying Disclosure Act of 1995. If so, the lobbyist may not attend or participate in the telephonic or in-person contact, but may submit a communication in writing.
(c) All written communications from a registered lobbyist concerning the commitment, obligation, or expenditure of funds under the Recovery Act for particular projects, applications, or applicants shall be posted publicly by the receiving agency or governmental entity on its recovery website within 3 business days after receipt of such communication. [my emphasis]
Remember how I predicted big money would be finding ways to have employees avoid registering as lobbyists?
I like it (though I expect big money is already inventing a new way around registering as lobbyists).
Big money is so damned predictable.
The restrictions, which began taking effect unevenly this week, have angered lobbyists already upset with Obama’s repeated shots at them for wielding too much influence. Critics charge it may be unconstitutional to bar certain people — registered lobbyists — from speaking to government officials.
"What disqualifies lobbyists from exercising their First Amendment rights?" said J. Keith Kennedy, a top lobbyist for the Washington firm Baker Donelson.
William Luneburg and Thomas Susman, co-authors of the American Bar Association’s manual on lobbying laws, said they knew of no previous administrations curtailing lobbyists’ conversations with government officials.
[snip]
Since the prohibition applies to registered lobbyists, some firms are thinking about having some of their lobbyists rescind their registrations, which could let them pitch stimulus projects to government officials. That, though, would severely limit the time they could spend lobbying each year while undermining disclosure laws requiring registered lobbyists to publicly report their activities.
Read the whole thing. It’ll really bring tears to your eyes.
Oh, that is rich. I’m crying my heart out for the poor suckers.
But:
I guess we knew it would happen.
Told you it’d bring tears to your eyes.
Well, different kind of tears – compared to your last entry, which I just finished up reading. Props to all on that one. And especially LHP.
Hoo boy…unconstitutional to exercise their First Amendment rights in writing versus whispers over lunch at places like Signatures?? Whiners.
Corrupt, weak-assed whiners.
I’d like to know when the Obama administration will also do something about day trading by members of Congress, too; I’ll bet there’s a correlation between registered and unregistered lobbyists and improvements in certain persons’ asset valuations, particularly stocks.
From a related link at the bottom of the page:
Marketplace
Ha Ha Ha!
So, as I get out my hankie to wipe me weeping eyes, is it a good time to copy a bit of Matt Taibbi’s fine: The Big Takeover, from the most recent Rolling Stone…?
So much for tears of sorrow.
I’d like a few more tears laughter, of the sort served up by Taibbi.
Please, EW, do NOT type “McCain’s Economic Leadership“, or I will collapse in hysterics (!).
McCain of the lobbyistStrategist Presidential campaign, fueled by the likes of Randy Scheuemann… who is, no doubt, among those crying ‘foul!’ on Pres. Obama today.
.
You gotta see this! It will lift your spirits. It’s in NY Times, so hope those C-critters, Obama, and the banksters will see it and get the message.
Which article did you have in mind? The first one?
Bob in HI
If you click over there, the pic is a hoot, but don’t miss the article on Goldman Sachs BUYING BACK the ’shares’ of 2 of its execs (!). One of them was paid 10% of his ’shares’ and it came to something like $19 million.
I hope that sonuffabitch’s undies are made of fairy wings and dragon’s scales for that kinda moolah.
When are Lobbyists not Lobbyists?
If they change their underwear; it makes all the difference. Take their word for it; it’s true!
A pair of clean undies is now all they’ll need to be admitted once more to the holiest of holies; Congressional
orificesoffices.So are these “employees” going to be paid for contacting and wining and dining the legislators? Or are they doing some other job, and doing this stuff on their own dime? It sure seems to me that it could be a criminal act to avoid Registering as a lobbyist when you are, in fact, lobbying.
As well, I think a very good case could be made that public disclosure of the content of lobbying contacts actually serves a “governmental interest” (e.g. prevention of bribery or unethical behavior). It establishes a formal record for historical purposes, and allows assessment of what parties actually participated in contacts about specific government contracts…thus allowing determination if all key stakeholders participated.
It also actually prevents the problem of “some speech is more valuable than others” since paid lobbyists obviously have greater access to legislators and Executive branch officials.
I think this will stand Constitutional muster since it merely restricts “time, place and manner”…not content.
Really though, this is a hard one for the lobbyists to get around, isn’t it? I mean without the connivance of any congress critter.
And MadDog, you are cracking me up!
Whats the penalty for lobbying without a license?
Promotion and a bigger office.
Shouldn’t the Highest Performers also merit ‘compensation’ of a washing machine and dryer right in their offices? Seems like it would save time….?
Unless they just keep ordering new undies online?
Lobbyists’ undies online. Might be a business opportunity.
Perhaps a promotion. Maybe a bigger office.
Depends on whether that’s a presidential appointment or not.
I think it could be read between the lines here that one may no longer expect the appointment, except in a few narrow cases.
Some math profs made a neural networks plot of some of the complex exchanges of donations for congress including donors in the vector nodes. Takes a while to load. When it does, the lettering is legible easily. Obama’s filter should be a refreshing lobbying reform. I think the 1st A issues are arguable, however.
Superb. Thanks!
Hey, Marcie and all you pups, you gotta see this! Would be a good pic for a diary illustration.
Speaking of gaming the system, did we all see the Chicago Trib article about Rahm earning at least $320k for 14 months of very little work on Freddie Mac’s Board?
http://www.chicagotribune.com/…..2373.story
Totally OT, but Matt Taibbi has a “must read” most snarkilicious takedown of that NYT Op-Ed WATB AIG exec Jake DeSantis – AIG Exec Whines About Public Anger, and Now We’re Supposed to Pity Him? Yeah, Right
O/T, or back to torture. NY Judge sez CIA must release torture docs related to destruction of torture tapes:
http://www.salon.com/wires/ap/…..index.html
I was wondering if you could ban lobbyists by arguing that if a corporation has wholly owned subsidiaries in somewhere like the Cayman Islands, they are not an American company. Therefore, given that corporations have the same rights as a person, they are actually an alien “person”, and therefore have no Constitutional right to any access, preferential or not.
I stand to applaud your logic!!!!
Because you’re right, IMHO — these lobbyists are basically whining about what’s left in the US that hasn’t already been sucked out through AIG, Goldman, Citigroup, etc via the Caymans, the Jerseys, etc, etc…
Nothing, as far as I can tell. My reading of the memo is that it doesn’t restrict lobbyists’ ability to speak; it restricts the government’s ability to listen. Lobbyists can still say anything they want to. But the government is telling them that it isn’t going to listen unless they put it in writing.
Bingo.
I suppose they could argue that this puts them at a disadvantage to others
…wait…doesn’t having millions of dollars for ad campaigns and campaign donations give these corporations an advantage far in excess to other citizens?
ot
ew have you read this by Helen Thomas one
They Were Only Following Orders
Report Of Torture Called ‘Shocking’
http://www.wxii12.com/helentho…..etail.html