When Was the Last Time a Pope Was Shit-faced Drunk On the Streets of Paris?
The answer to that question is actually early on the morning of April 17, 2010, at least if you read chapter 11 of Michael Hastings’ “The Operators” (the chapter is titled “Totally Shit-faced”).
Well, it was Stanley McChrystal and his entourage who were shit-faced drunk on the streets of Paris, but one of McChrystal’s many nicknames is The Pope. It comes from Dalton Fury’s fawning profile (pdf): “Later on, about the time he started to wear shiny silver stars, we started to refer to him as The Pope.” To drive his point home, Fury’s profile was also titled “The Pope”.
A much different version of Stanley McChrystal is found in Hastings’ book. He paints a vivid picture of McChrystal and his closest aides, where the group can be viewed as “operators” whose primary role was to manage public profiles while putting the best possible spin on what happened, rather than really achieving the objectives of the war which they commanded.
As part of the briefing that McChrystal is shown delivering in the photo on the left, from March of 2010, you can see his “protect the people” message. This was but one aspect of the overall strategy of his COIN (counterinsurgency) approach that was aimed at the proverbial battle for “hearts and minds”.
Early in Hastings’ book, we see Hastings visiting McChyrstal and his aides in Paris. After Hastings sits in on a meeting in which McChrystal is preparing to deliver a speech at the Ecole Militaire later that evening, Hastings steps outside with an aide:
After the meeting, I waited outside the hotel for Duncan. I noticed an Arab guy, around five-feet-five, walking by in shorts and sneakers. I continued to smoke my cigarette. Duncan and I walked to the Metro to catch a train to the Ecole Militaire. At the top of the Metro steps, I saw the same Arab guy again.
“Hey, man, do people really spy on you guys?”
“Yes, they try,” Duncan said.
“I think I just saw a guy I’d seen earlier walking by the hotel.”
“He’s not doing a very good job then, is he?”
So here we have the leader of NATO’s military effort in Afghanistan visiting Paris to promote cooperation within the coalition. McChrystal is also using his operators to push the aspects of his “new” COIN strategy that will protect the people of Afghanistan and to put the coalition into a better relationship with the people of Afghanistan who practice a conservative version of Islam. The group knows it is under scrutiny by Arab spies.
Despite all those important background points, and despite the fact that the entourage rented a significant portion of a large hotel and undoubtedly could have socialized in a reserved meeting room there, after the lecture and after dinner, the group went to Kitty O’Shea’s Irish pub, which Hastings described as “right around the corner from the hotel”.`They weren’t exactly discreet:
The team took over half the bar. They locked arms in a big circle and started giving toasts. They toasted to Afghanistan. They toasted to one another. They toasted to Big Stan. They toasted to Rolling Stone. They started singing songs.
The party in the bar finally broke up at two in the morning:
At two A.M., we exited the bar. Casey took care of the bill–about three hundred euros’ worth of whiskey and beer, he said. Mike Flynn came out the door, still singing what sounded like “Suspicious Minds.” McChrystal tripped over the curb, nearly face-planting in the street. The manager of the bar ran out behind us, telling us to be quiet and not to wake the neighbors. The boozy foot patrol continued down the street, back into the Westminster lobby.
That’s really perfect, isn’t it? Knowing that they are under watch by groups that ban alcohol and while on a mission to build bridges with allies, McChrystal’s group goes the Ugly American route, getting shit-faced drunk and raising such a ruckus the owner of the bar has to follow them into the street to get them to quiet down.
Driving home the extreme hypocrisy of McChrystal as a “leader”, in the very next chapter, Hastings jumps back in time to McChrystal’s arrival to take command in Kabul, with one his very first steps being to close the beer garden at the base.
Oh, and for all the operating McChrystal and his staff did to build the picture that his COIN strategy was so good and so successful, Hastings throws in this parenthetical:
(One stat reveals what a senior military official calls McChrystal’s “smoke and mirros”: After McChrystal takes over, there’s actually an overall jump in civilian casualties.)
Yup, McChrystal’s fail whale advocating “protect the people” was downright prescient.
I remember an MSM “wet kiss” for McKissDaGround, where they talked about his intense self discipline, emphasizing that he ate only one meal a day … cuz that’s all a body needs …
@Petrocelli: And only slept four hours a night.
By the way, I forgot to mention in the post that Firedoglake will be hosting a Book Salon for The Operators on February 12 at 5 pm Eastern.
There you see the perverse product of the West Point Honor Code. By explicitly forbidding lying, cheating and stealing and promoting intolerance of those who do, the Code trains those under it to do exactly that, but in subtle, conniving and even more corrosive ways. In other words, they build better liars, cheats and thieves. That’s the first lesson the Code acutally teaches.
Actual honesty, accountability and non-thievery are for wimps. Intolerance of those who do, is ratting out someone and cause for ostracism. That’s the second lesson the Code teaches: if you want to survive in this profession, learn to lie without lying and cover for your buddies. To get to four stars, you have to be the apotheosis of that skill-set.
And, Jim, while you put “leadership” in scare quotes, in reality that was exactly what McChrystal was doing. He was leading his men into a bar and debauchery. It’s like the old saw that whatever you do in the military is training, but the question is whether you train correctly (i.e., to the published standards) or not (to do things like hang out and drink coffee rather than doing appropriate soldiering things). He was leading and training and operating with his men – right into a bar. Similarly, he was managing to the objectives he had – both in-theater and out. His objective in Paris was to blow off steam and get hammered, and he achieved it. His objectibe in theater was to fulfill the bureaucrat’s prime directive: “always act in such a way as to guarantee the continued existence (and, if possible, expansion) of your job (and pay, rank, staff size, and prestige)”. “Winning” the war, whatever that means, never was on the radar screen.
So, viewed that way, he was performing perfectly. If you think he wasn’t, that’s just because you don’t understand the requirements and objectives he was working under.
This is why we do not know which war we are fighting or who is winning or what winning is, but the Afghans do know. One drunken binge is not enough to conclude that the American military leadership has been broken. McChrystal is not serious about fighting a war. He was just another CEO of War Inc.
This does seem to be a pattern, of broken military leadership, as previously McChrystal was insubordinate to the Commander in Chief. He got promoted out of Afghanistan, instead of being fired.
But the good news is that there is a real journalist, Michael Hastings. He is a rare breed, not being embedded in the Pentagon Department of Delusions. It is weird, an actual war correspondent who actually discovers some reality about these endless Oil Wars. And that is not approved by Total Information Awareness.
I am sure there will be Drones targeting Hastings and Rolling Stone.
yes, mcchrystal is quite representative of what i have come to expect from my fellow americans in foreign countries… my first boss in kabul was a major but functional alcoholic and i’ve worked with many fellow americans in afghanistan who seem to have no qualms about showing the absolute worst to afghans who we are supposedly trying to set a good example for… all night parties, shit-faced drunken orgies, openly referring to afghans as lying dirtballs, all seems to be ok in these peoples’ world…
http://takeitpersonally.blogspot.com/
@scribe: A-ha! Your eyes are focused the same as mine. Another little thing I would like to add that is not such a little thing is the military’s long lie about rules. Can we not pull up a few rules in which the military has stood on camera with politicians promoting a war for Corporate gain? Rules in the military seem to be a buffet to serve up only those that are hungry for a rule; ie: Dan Choi in DADT, and Manning in crimes of war.
The rest of the world already sees and knows this, as you say. Most Americans are seeing it now.
Glad you’re reading the book, Jim, so I don’t have to. The portion you discuss gives me all the detail I need to know.
@eCAHNomics: It’s actually well worth reading. As much about our failed media as our failed Afghan policy.
@Frank33:
Frank, let’s not forget Jeremy Scahill, Dahr Jamail,or the inimitable Seymour Hersh. Exceptional journalists … all.
@Gitcheegumee:
Indeed, along with Jason Leopold. Of course Emptyheel is also a fearless reporter and firebrand. The number of such brave patriots is small. The number of National Security reporters who are gutless cowards, is much larger.
As for the state of National Security reporting in traditional media in the US see Michael Hasting quoting Julian Assange in Rolling Stone Issue 1149:
Assange is referring to the New York Times.
@Jim White:
And Rumsfeld brags of standing for 8-10 hours a day… inhuman test?
@scribe:
Regarding McChrystal’s leadership — I want to leave a comment here about McChrystal and the chain of command and events associated with him. Lot of dots to connect:
McChrystal and Pat Tillman: (from Hastings’ book p.57)
I left a nested thread of comments on Daily Kos in 2010 following the trail of Lt. Col. Ralph Kauzlarich, who served under McChrystal as Pat Tillman’s Executive Officer. My thread started with then-latest first, Kauzlarich in Basra making things nice for oil companies, preceded by Collateral Murder in July 2007 (Kauzlarich was Ethan McCord’s Ranger battalion commander, Ethan McCord saved the kids in the van), preceded by Kauzlarich’s 360-degree rotational fire order in June 2007, (kill everybody around, including unarmed civilians), preceded by Kauzlarich diverting his battalion from training into surge combat so he could make general, preceded by Kauzlarich as Pat Tillman’s ExO: on ESPN calling Pat Tillman “worm dirt” because Tillman was an atheist, and in 2004 apparently deep-sixing and re-doing original investigation into Tillman’s death.
McChrystal – Tillman’s Battalion Commander Jeff Bailey – Spc. Bryan O’Neal: Soldier: Army ordered me not to tell truth about Tillman
From 360 Degrees of Rotational Fire by Ethan McCord:
And doesn’t the 360-degree rotational fire order sound a lot like Haditha?
Dots dots dots . . .
Also re the Pope drunk in Paris angle? Calls to mind a different Pope meets alcohol story, in London. Talking bout the Undiebomber:
(In the class photo in this article he’s the one pointing to the sign that says “STOP KILLING KIDS”.)
(Dare we hope for GWOT Punching Popes?)
@thatvisionthing: Wow, thanks for that very interesting parallel with the Undie Bomber. I had forgotten his Pope nickname.
RE: “Pope drunk in Paris”- Stanley McChrystal/Michael Hastings:
Lara Logan’s producer, Maxwell McClellan, began producing her CBS reporting when his wife’s, Atlantic Page’s uncle, Porter Goss, was still the DCI. So much for transparency from CBS.
Lara Logan’s producer, Max McClellan, is on record saying he began working for her in March, 2006.
Was McClellan involved in the “Rathergate” op?
Joint McClellan – Page realty transaction in 2002:
http://dc.blockshopper.com/property/7-057-00570570/5914_welborn_drive/
@Jim White: One more thought, about McChrystal and leadership a la @14. There’s this, from Alex Gibney’s documentary Taxi to the Dark Side:
Because McChrystal wasn’t the top of the chain of command.
And this, from the commentary track of Errol Morris’s documentary Standard Operating Procedure, about Abu Ghraib and the “bad apples”:
I bolded that, because I was astounded when I heard that. When you think of Abu Ghraib, do you think bad apples or do you think Rumsfeld? Maybe I should rephrase that: If you’re the media, do you report bad apples or do you report Rumsfeld?
Rumsfeld, McChrystal, Sanchez, Pappas, Miller — covered up and redacted. Lie, scapegoat, can’t remember. And that’s what goes for leadership.
That thing I bolded?
Brings to mind The Pat Tillman Story, I saw it too. Rumsfeld was particularly following the career of Tillman. There’s a memo or a letter or something. You know what’s funny? I went to google and then to wikipedia to see what it was. Google suggested “rumsfeld tillman case” which leads to stories about Rumsfeld testifying to Congress (“lies” “I forget” “denies cover-up”) — and wikipedia has zero, 0 mention of Rumsfeld on Pat Tillman’s page. (How can that be?)
It was a letter and an e-mail:
But Tillman didn’t play Rumsfeld’s script. He was against Bush and the war (“so f***ing illegal”). His death on April 22, 2004, was a convenient PR spin op, against the backdrop of a Fallujah mission gone bad and Abu Ghraib. Dot dot dot.
Back to Standard Operating Procedure — Errol Morris makes the point that the Abu Ghraib photos were theatrical, as in staged, as in that’s why they were taken. He’s talking about the show the Americans were putting on for the captive Iraqi audience chained to the cell bars so they had to watch, and for themselves as they passed the photos around. Like the most infamous photo of all, the hooded prisoner on the box with electric wires — staged, snapped, then the set broken down, the whole thing lasting a few minutes. But with the bolded thing so bold in my mind, I’m wondering if the audience wasn’t bigger time than that. I wish Morris would have said more about that secret direct line to Rumsfeld.
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